"Pluto Was Robbed" Vintage Retro Astronomy Space T-Shirt – Funny Planet Justice & NASA Nerd Tee
Never forget 2006. This retro-faded tee features a distressed 90s-style solar system with a heartbroken Pluto holding a tiny protest sign and the rallying cry **“Pluto Was Robbed”** – because some of us still count nine planets and we’re not afraid to say it out loud.
Perfect for:
- Die-hard Pluto stans and “9 planets or bust” rebels
- Astronomy teachers, students, and space camp alumni
- Retro space aesthetic lovers who grew up with the classic planet lineup
- NASA fans still salty about the IAU vote
- Gift for anyone who corrects people when they say “eight planets”
Features:
- Ultra-soft vintage-washed ring-spun cotton or tri-blend (feels like your favorite shirt from 1999)
- Perfectly distressed print for authentic throwback vibes
- Classic unisex fit – looks stellar on everyone (S–5XL)
- Available in Faded Black, Navy, Deep Heather, Maroon, Retro Kelly Green, and more 90s colors
Wear it to planetarium nights, science marches, trivia nights, or just to trigger astronomy professors in the wild. Bonus: instantly identifies you as the person who will fight you over a dwarf planet’s honor.
Justice for Pluto isn’t coming – so wear it instead. Grab this vintage legend before it gets reclassified as “historical memorabilia.”
