"Main Mission? I'm Too Busy With Side Objectives" Gaming T-Shirt – Ultimate Gamer Humor & Completionist Tee
We all know the truth: the princess can wait, there’s a legendary chest behind a waterfall and 47 collectibles calling your name. This hilarious tee proudly declares **“Main Mission? Nah, I’m Too Busy With Side Objectives”** littered with swords, a dragon, a treasure chest, and a skeleton soldier.
Perfect for:
- 100% completionists and achievement hunters
- Open-world explorers who’ve never seen the credits
- Skyrim hoarder, Witcher contract, Genshin Impact spiral victims
- Anyone whose mom/girlfriend/boyfriend has asked “are you STILL not done with that game?”
- Gift that instantly bonds you with every real gamer in the room
Features:
- Ultra-soft ring-spun cotton or premium tri-blend (built for 200-hour playthroughs)
- Bold, crisp DTG print that survives controller sweat and victory naps
- Classic unisex fit – looks fire on men, women, and everyone grinding ranks
- Available in Black, Navy, Heather Grey, Forest Green, Red, and more
- Sizes S–5XL because completionists come in all sizes
Wear it while clearing every Korok seed, climbing every radio tower, or explaining why you’re level 300 and still in chapter 2. Warning: wearing this shirt may cause NPCs to spawn and offer you random fetch quests in real life.
Side quest accepted. Grab yours now and keep the main story on permanent hold.
